“So, Dog. You’re back.
Thank you so bloody very much.
No more living room for me then, you filthy stinking lower creature.
Oh, you can’t reach the defrosting disgusting dogmeal on the counter?
Well screw you: I can. And I am gonne sit here just because I can.
Djeez, begging? Begging is sooo beneath us higher cat beings.
Now hooman: feed me expensive stuff.”